Balayya - BB 47

DEC : SMS BANK

Doctor & Engineer Loved d same Girl..Engineer before goin out of station for a week, gave 7 Apples to Girl..??????why???Because.. An Apple a Day Keeps Doctor Away!!!
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Sardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted "BOMBAY, BOMBAY". Air hostess said: "B silent". Sardar: O.k.."Ombay, ombay"

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Shah rukh khan & Sachin refused to marry Sania Mirza on her birthday (nov 15)....

Shah rukh khan : See sania...u will serve (attacking shot ) , but i cant eat that..

Sachin : Love (score =10) means nothing to you..

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If your eyes are sweet u would like all the ppl of the world ! but,
if your heart is sweet all the ppl of the world will like you !!!

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Wife going to USA

Wife : Do u want anything from USA ?Husband : ya....English girl.

wife returns

Husband : where is my gift ?Wife : wait for 9 months..

Pretty Woman

Newtons law ( Corporate style )

Law - 1. Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

Law - 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law - 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

Bonus Law - 4. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Project Manager- Project Trainee

New Funny Quotes ?

Guess the player?

Try to answer if u can......... based on minimum no of clues...!


Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he
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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....


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Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his


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Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the


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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....


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Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....


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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer in the


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It is..........


Aamir Khan in Lagaan

WAT A KISS IS ?

1)Geometry…"KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!"

(2)Economics…"KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!"

(3)Physics…KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!"

(4)Computer…"KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!"

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