Taj Mahal ( Tejo Mahal ) -
No one has ever challenged it except Prof. P. N. Oak, who believes thewhole world has been duped. In his book Taj Mahal: The True Story, Oaksays the Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz's tomb but an ancient Hindu temple palace Of Lord Shiva (then known as Tejo Mahalaya) . In the course of his Research Oak discovered that the Shiva temple palace was usurped by Shah Jahan from then Maharaja of Jaipur, Jai Singh. In his own court chronicle,Badshahnama,Shah Jahan admits that an exceptionally beautiful grand mansion in Agra was taken from Jai SIngh for Mumtaz's burial . The ex-Maharaja of Jaipur still retains in his secret collection two orders from Shah Jahan for surrendering the Taj building. Using captured temples and mansions, as a burial place fordead courtiers and royalty was a common practice among Muslim rulers. For example, Humayun,Akbar, Etmud-ud-Daula and Safdarjung are all Buried in such mansions. Oak's inquiries began with the name of Taj Mahal. He says the term "Mahal" has never been used for a building in any Muslim countries from Afghanisthan to Algeria. "The unusual explanation that the term Taj Mahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal was illogical in atleast two respects. Firstly, her name was never Mumtaz Mahal but Mumtaz-ul-Zamani," hewrites. Secondly, one cannot omit the first three letters 'Mum' from a woman'sname to derive the remainder as the name for the building."Taj Mahal, heclaims, is a corrupt version of Tejo Mahalaya, or Lord Shiva's Palace .Oak also says the love story of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan is a fairy talecreatedbycourt sycophants, blundering historians and sloppy archaeologists . Notasingle royal chronicle of Shah Jahan's time corroborates the love story. Furthermore, Oak cites several documents suggesting the Taj MahalpredatesShah Jahan's era, and was a temple dedicated to Shiva, worshipped byRajputs of Agra city. For example, Prof. Marvin Miller of New York tookafewsamples from the riverside doorway of the Taj. Carbon dating testsrevealed that the door was 300 years older than Shah Jahan. European travelerJohanAlbert Mandelslo,who visited Agra in 1638 (only seven years afterMumtaz'sdeath), describes the life of the cit y in his memoirs. But he makes noreference to the Taj Mahal being built. The writings of Peter Mundy, anEnglish visitor to Agra within a year of Mumtaz's death, also suggesttheTaj was a noteworthy building well before Shah Jahan's time. Prof. Oak points out a number of design and architecturalinconsistenciesthat support the belief of the Taj Mahal being a typical Hindu templeratherthan a mausoleum. Many rooms in the Taj ! Mahal have remained sealedsince Shah Jahan's time and are still inaccessible to the public. Oakasserts they contain a headless statue of Lord Shiva and other objectscommonly used for worship rituals in Hindu temples . Fearing politicalbacklash, Indira Gandhi's government tried to have Prof. Oak's bookwithdrawn from the bookstores, and threatened the Indian publisher ofthefirst edition dire consequences . There is only one way to discredit orvalidate Oak's research. The current government should open the sealed rooms of the Taj MahalunderU.N. supervision, and let international experts investigate. Do circulate this to all you know and let them know about this reality.....
Friday, November 2, 2007
Secrets Of Taj Mahal (Tejo Mahal)
Balayya B(P)okiri Dialouges !!!
evadu toda kodite dimmadirigi train venakki veltundoo vaade pundugaadu.. .
okkasaari toda kodite naa tode naa maata vindu...
prakashraj:17th na nenu oka cinemaa teestunnanu andaru aa cinema chusi chahchipovaali..chestaavaa
balayya:chestaanu ....ekkada shooting
praksrj:musi nadi pakkana open air lo shooting
balayya::mari pandulo(Pigs) ...
praksrj:pandulaaaa?
balayya:padulu chachipote
praksrj :chachipote chachipotai ade kada maaa concept
balayya:janaalni champamante champutaanu. .kani pandulaki,barrelaki emi avvakudadu ade naa concept
praksrj:nuvu shooting cheyyakapote zooo ntr gaadu chestaadu
balayya:aadini kudaa cheyyanivvanu
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brahmanadam: nenenti raaa aftrall software engineer ni okadu police odu aadini chuste pillalu annamtinestaaru inkokadu pundu eedini chuste andaru vantuluchesukuntaaaru alaa untaaadu veedu
sruthi:indaaka mimmalni kotaadaaniki vachindi evaru
balayya:intaka mundu nenu cinema chesina producer
sruthi :enduku chesaaru
balayya:endukante em cheptaam...( floplu ivvatam maavamsaacharam kada)
sruthi:meeru kaaliga untaara..
balayya:mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptam inakaaliga ekkadunnam
sruthi:mari em chestaaru
balayya:dabbuliste enni floplinaa isthaa
sruthi:adenti
balayya:ippudu indaak meekosam ee producer ki free ga flopichanu kada ade maamuluga ite dabbulu teesukuni isthaaa
sruthi:adenti
balayya: vedava anandam
sruthi:oooo
balayya:intaki naa gurinchi emanukuntunnaro correctgaa cheppeyyandi emi anukonule
sruthi:bevarsegaa mandukodutu, butulu tidutu,janalni shoot chestu,courts lo pichodilaa actchestu,producersni suicide chesukunelaa chest unde"BOKIRI" ani anukun...
balayya:correct manam ade......... ......
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heroine-evarinina love chestunnara
balayya-ledu mari nuvvu
heroine -nacchinavallu inka dorakala
balayya-em kaavalenti
heroine-baaga act chestoo, baaga hits kodutoo, baagadance chestoo, chaala manchivadi vundali
balayya- chii nee.. okka quality kuda ledu.
Heroine: Meerem chesthuntaru
Balayya: Todalu koduthu vuntanu
Heroine: Evarivi enti
Balayya: Hehehehe Evadu dabbulu isthe vadivi...
Heroine: ivvakapotheno?
Balayya: Naa todale charustha...
Heroine: Andukena mee todalu kondallaga vunnai....
Balayya: Inthaku naa todalu nachaya neeku...
Heroine : Hmmmmm
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Rowdy: Era.. nenu dabbulisthe .. vadiki flop ichina vadini..... ippudu vadithone na daggaraku discussion vasthavaaa??
Balayya: Naku evadina okatee... nuvvu dubbulu ivvu vediki flop ichi vedinivesestha..
Balayya: Annayaa ee thokkalo discussion (producers meeting) ento nakuartham kavatam ledu.... motham 10 mandi vunnaru... thalo oka flop ishtemanam intiki vellipovachu. ....
Rowdy:: enti ra flop ha enti .. ninna kaka monna vachi... ninna kaka monnavachi....... .
Balayya: eppudu vachama kadu annaya mukhyam flop padinda leda anedi mukyam.
Honourable Men !!
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared andasked,"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along theriverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her,you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good andhonorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLEMEN!!!!!!"
The strategy of Software Professionals
The strategy of Software Professionals :
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
Future Movie Titles !!!
FUTURE TELUGU MOVIE NAMES
Onsite andagaadu - Offshore Sundari,
Offshore lo puli-Onsite lo pilli
Office lo Java-intlo baava,
Atthaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base,
Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam,
Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,
Job ochina kottallo
Project dorakani Papa,
India vellalani undi!
Iddaru programmerla muddula tester
Gova lo Java,
Ma aayana SAP,
Lorry develepor
Yemandi mailochindi,
Oka computer iddaru programmerlu,
Coding Ramudu
Ninne debug chesta,
Data clean chesukundam ra,
SAP Parashuram
COBOL kaatesindi,
Lotus lo lolli,
SAP sangamam,
Job-e-kaavaali,
...Nee Password Naaku Telsu!
Programergaaru baagunnara?
Priyuraliki Oka E-Mail,
Review cheddam raa,
State tester
...Sorry... naaku already job vundi,
Testing ante ideraa
..Patnam vachina programmers...
Telangana Telugu Dictionary !!!
A new accent of Telanga Telugu
Windows2000 = kitkeel renduvelu
search = devulaadu
Save = bachainchu
Save as = gitla bachainchu
Save All = anni bachainch
Help = Nannu bachainch
Find = ethku
Find Again = malla ethku
Move = sarkainch
Zoom = peddagachei
Zoom Out = shinnagachei
Open = tervay
Close = mooi
New = kothadi
Old = pathadi
Replace = marcheyi
Insert = Nadimitla vettu
space = jaaga
Backspace = enka jaaga
Run = vurku
Print = acchu
Print Preview = choosi accheyi
Copy = gatlantidee
Cut = koi
Paste = atki
Delete = teesipadey
View = soodu
Tools = mutlu
Toolbar = mutla gottam
Exit = igavori
Compress = gunju
mouse = elka
click = vothu
Double Click = malla malla vothu
Forward = idkelli aadki
Scrollbar = thippudu gottam
mouse button= elka
(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ...)
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi
(Johnny Johnny Yes papa..)
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina
(Jack and Jill went up the hill...)
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundug
Newton's laws of infatuation:
love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can transfer from one girl-friend to another girl-friend with some loss of money.
first law:
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy.
second law:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthedirection of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance.
third law:
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sand