Friday, November 2, 2007

Newton's laws of infatuation:


love can neither be created nor be destroyed,

only it can transfer from one girl-friend to another girl-friend with some loss of money.

first law:

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy.

second law:

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthedirection of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance.

third law:

the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sand

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