Doctor & Engineer Loved d same Girl..Engineer before goin out of station for a week, gave 7 Apples to Girl..??????why???Because.. An Apple a Day Keeps Doctor Away!!!
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Sardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted "BOMBAY, BOMBAY". Air hostess said: "B silent". Sardar: O.k.."Ombay, ombay"
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Shah rukh khan & Sachin refused to marry Sania Mirza on her birthday (nov 15)....
Shah rukh khan : See sania...u will serve (attacking shot ) , but i cant eat that..
Sachin : Love (score =10) means nothing to you..
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If your eyes are sweet u would like all the ppl of the world ! but,
if your heart is sweet all the ppl of the world will like you !!!
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Wife going to USA
Wife : Do u want anything from USA ?Husband : ya....English girl.
wife returns
Husband : where is my gift ?Wife : wait for 9 months..
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